PART 1:
alright, i thought of includin this section in my blog for more than an year.
this is an fascinating collection from my mobile. ever since i started having a mobile i get a lot of messages from my friends. i kept them in my computer even i changed my mobile a number of times.
when someone gets my mobile they usually go to my inbox and laugh their way .
Most of the following material might have some profanity. but forgive me, this is the age for all these shit.
Please Donot take anything personally, this is purely a way of sharing thoughts and joy.
If someone disagrees, then go elsewhere and die yourself.
i've split this section into 5 parts, just like that to put some 20-30 items in a post.
i have included some Mr.Bush jokes too.----
If you donot understand something, then that could possibly be a local language.leave it to ma local folks.
DISCALIMER : THE FOLLOWING MATERIAL IS EXPLICIT, READ AT OWN RISK. HAD YOU READ THIS, YOU ARE NOT GOOD NOMORE.
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Entrance Exam Question Paper..
Fill in the blanks.
Q1, If a girl faints then we should first touch and check her PU_S_ ??
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Those who wrote PULSE got admission in medical college, rest joined Engineering.
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HARD FACT:
No matter how many job POSITIONS taken over by women & claims of equality, There will always be certain openings
that only men can fill.
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What is the world's heaviest thing and the world's lightest thing???
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Sperm is the world's heaviest thing even the mighty Hercules cannot stop it,
Penis is the world's lightest thing even Imagination can lift it.
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A Girl goes to repair her umbrella..
Repair man:: we need to strip off the upper cover and put in a new rod at the bottom.
Girl :: Never mind, do whatever but i cannot sustain a single drop inside.
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Judge :: U want 2divorce ur Husband for Attacking U with a deadly weapon.?
WIFE :: Sir, U got Me Wrong...! I'm Divorcing him for ATTACKING ME EVERY NIGHT with a DEAD WEAPON.
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---- Penis says to his balls, "Alright friends get ready i will take u 2 to a party.
Balls reply: U fucking liar, you always go inside and leave us knocking outside...
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----- what will you think when you look at an overburnt toast and a pregnant lover???
Fuck, should have taken it a minute before.
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----- "VAGINA POEM"
A Hole that Never Heals,
More U Rub
The Better It Feels;
No Medicine No Pills;
All It wants is
A ROD that Drills.
-(William Sexxpeer)
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------ Height of disappointment:
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A woman found out that Philip's 21 inch was actually a tv...!!:-)
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----- A squirrel went to a elephant prostitute. The squirrel gave Rs.100 to elephant. They were doing sex under a coconut tree. Suddenly a coconut fell on the elephant from the tree. The elephant screamed in pain.The squirrel says 'Fuck yeah !! thats the power of my hundred rupees bitch !!"
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Girls reaction to
Penis sizes!
9'-oh shit pain!
8'-ah slowly
7'-oh yes,yum!
6'-oh perfect!
5'-mmm ok
4'-push more!
3'-is it in?
2'-idiot.! just use
Ur tongue.
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---------Six things boys do in exam hall
1.Counting No of Girls
2. Sighting the Lady Superviser
3. Counting How Many Windows & Doors
4. Seeing the brand name of the pen
5.feelings for wasting yesterday's night
6. Feeling to study well for next exam...
Six things gals do in exam hall
1. write
2. write
3. write
4. write
5. write
6. write
BOYZ ALWAYS ROCK.
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----- In the running bus boy tells to girl...
Boy : hey you are standing for a long time, shall i stand up and leave my seat to you?
Girl : hello mister, mind your fuckin work. had i been an old lady, would you ask this queation to me and still leave your seat.
Boy : Goddamn, are you not an old lady, perhaps i thought you were.
Girl :?????!!!.-.
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------ Teacher: John why did u bring ur cat 2 school..?
John : (crying) I heard my father telling my mom "I'm going 2 eat ur pussy after the kid goes 2 school...!"
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------ A Kid by chance enters into Parents Bedroom and is shocked at what he sees. He shouts at his Mom n says, "AND YOU SCOLD ME FOR JUST SUCKING THE THUMB"...! ;-)
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----- Woman goes 2 doctor after being raped by an elephant.
Dr: Y is ur vagina 30" wide,wen an elephant's penis s of 5"?
Woman: D bastard fingered me 1st...
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------ Those who have it, take it in their hand&shake it. Those who don hav it put their finger inside n shake it.
Wat's it?
TOOTHBRUSH ! ALWAYS THINK GOOD
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----- Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No" said the mom "of course not!" Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!" ... Good morning. Begin your day with a smile :)
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----- Girl-Show Bra.
SalesMan-36 size?
Gl-No Smaller
SM-32?
Gl-No Mor Smal
SM-28?
Gl-More Smaller
SM-20?
Gl-Litle More Small
SM- Madam Stick
1 BandAid,
It mst b a Pimple..
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----- Height of Shock :
During first night if
a wife says to her husband, "Please Don't
use Condom, I am
Allergic to it.." . Hav a SEXY SATURDAY . . . ;-)
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