PART 2:
alright, i thought of includin this section in my blog for more than an year.
this is an fascinating collection from my mobile. ever since i started having a mobile i get a lot of messages from my friends. i kept them in my computer even i changed my mobile a number of times.
when someone gets my mobile they usually go to my inbox and laugh their way .
Most of the following material might have some profanity. but forgive me, this is the age for all these shit.
i have included some Mr.Bush jokes too.----
If you donot understand something, then leave it to ma local folks.
DISCALIMER : THE FOLLOWING MATERIAL IS EXPLICIT, READ AT OWN RISK. HAD YOU READ THIS, YOU ARE NOT GOOD NOMORE.
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----- Marriage is like a vehicle. Husband and wife r 2 tyrs of the vehicle. if 1 punctures, the vehicle wl nt move. So brilliant people keep"STEPNEY"..!
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----- Types of farters:
CLEVER- Pass d gas silently & sit quietly.
SHY- pass slowly & smiles.
ARROGANT- Pass loudly & laughs.
UNLUCKY- Tries to fart but shits..
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----- Which is d Worst moment in Ur life?
Wen U r giving lip to lip kiss 2 Ur girl frnd nd suddenly she vomits in Ur mouth!
Jus imagin&njoy Good Morning
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----- Don take things in wrong sense, Wen
>Dr says take off ur clothes.
>Dentist says open wide.
>Interior deco says once its in, u'll love it.
>Banker says if u take out soon u'll loose interest.
>Telephone guy says wud u like it on table or against d wall.
I hope u understood in d RIGHT sense!;-)
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----- Technology Impact: father emails son- Dear son, how are u? Ur mom & myself r fine & v miss u a lot. Plz turn off ur computer & come downstairs 4 dinner. gud morning..:-)
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----- U.K.G 2050 : Niple Niple LitlE Star
can i fuck u in my car
up abv ur Breast so high,always milky nvr dry
let me pres it dnt feel shy
open ur BRA let me try:-)
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-------Laws dat Newton 4got 2 tell U:
-LAW OF ENCOUNTER.
When u go out, n u dont wanna see someone, he or she wil stand exactly in front of u!!
-LAW OF PHONE CALL
When u dial a wrong no. U'll never get an engaged tone.
-LAW OF ITCHING
Whenever ur hands are greasy, ur nose wud definitely itch.
-LAW OF BATHING.
When U have jus begun bathing, it is exactly tat time that ur calling bell or mob wud ring.
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------ Newtons 3 sex laws
1-A hole always attracts a pole
2-Length of pole is equal 2 depth of hole
3- Up & down motion, releases a lotion,wich increases population...
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----- If a MAN has NIPPLES in his hands den,Wat will he have between his LEGS?
BUCKET.He s milking a COW.THINK DECENTLY ATLEAST ONCE A DAY...
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------ What is worse than finding a worm in the apple that you have bitten into???
Finding only half a WORM....!!!
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------ Height Of Sexuality: A nude woman climbing the leaning tower of pisa
the tower becomes straight...!!!
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----- Wat is d height of confusion?
Two Earth Worms playing
"HIDE & SEEK" in a plate full of NOODLES ! ! !
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------ Do u knw wen a gal gets full mark and boys get fail in internal...?
Ans: It's wen they both remov their 1st button of shirt in front of external! Its a fact..
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------ An ass behind another ass. Behind that I and behind me the whole nation.. BUSH teaching his children the spelling of 'assassination'.
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------ I dont xpct Myslf 2 b da most importnt prsn in Ur lyf.
what wud make Me hapy is,1 day wen U c Ur kidz play,U jus smile n say. . .
Thanks da machi!!
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------ Heights Of Playing Games
A man's dead body found in a cupboard
&
He was declared Winner of Last Year's Hide & Seek championship!
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------ Bush xperimenting on a Cockroach.
He cut its 1 leg n told to walk. Cockroach began moving slowly.
He continud this til all legs wer cut.
Then he told iit 2 walk, but it didnt move.
So he wrote the conclusion:
If all the legs of a cockroach wer cut, it loses its ability to hear...!smiley evening friend:-).
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----- Johny came cryin.
Dad:wt happend?
Johny:2day at class wen v got up 4m our seats 4 prayer, rita, who sit in front of us,had her skirt stuck btw her ass.
Seein tat my benchmate pulled it out.
Dad:tats bad.But Y r u cryin?
Johny:I knew tats bad. so i pushed it back into her ass n she slapped me...
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----- Sardar 2 milkman- Why didnt you come for 3 days?
Milkman- My wife was not well.
Sardar- So what? You could have brought Cow or Buffalo milk atleast!.....
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------ Every organisation is like a tree full of monkeys. Ones at the top can only see monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only assholes above them...
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------ Bush trying 2 avoid doctor's fees, After eye operation, Sardar says, i can't see..
Dr asks a sexy nurse to undress in front of him..
He again says i can't see..
Dr tells nurse 2 open HER legs.. Again he says i can't see..
Dr- Basterd, then for what the fuck your penis is lookin up the ceiling ?
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