PART 6:
alright, i thought of includin this section in my blog for more than an year.
this is an fascinating collection from my mobile. ever since i started having a mobile i get a lot of messages from my friends. i kept them in my computer even i changed my mobile a number of times.
when someone gets my mobile they usually go to my inbox and laugh their way .
Most of the following material might have some profanity. but forgive me, this is the age for all these shit.
Please Donot take anything personally, this is purely a way of sharing thoughts and joy.
If someone disagrees, then go elsewhere and die yourself.
i have included some Mr.Bush jokes too.----
If you donot understand something, then that could possibly be a local language.leave it to ma local folks.
DISCALIMER : THE FOLLOWING MATERIAL IS EXPLICIT, READ AT OWN RISK. HAD YOU READ THIS, YOU ARE NOT GOOD NOMORE.
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If girls wear mini skirt, they look SEXY.
How will it look if Boys wear the same?
It will look like a...
CHURCH BELL..:
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A lady lost three panties in her house. She blamed her maid in front of her husband. The maid replied: 'Sir! you know very well I do not wear an underwear!'.
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7sex facts ul be shocked 2 know.
1. Masturbation causes impotency in men.
2. The g-spot is located inside d asshole.
3. Sex decreases memory.
4. No mans erection can last for more than 13 mins.
5. oral sex causes mouth ulcer.
6. nipples bcum yellow whn licked.
7. Sperm is a source of poison for women if eaten....
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zapped?
dont worry none of them is true.
enjoy life ..live hard ....fuck harder.:)
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Height of Insult :
Wife : if world will get destroyed juz 30 minutes,
what will u do?
Man : Ofcourse SEX.
Wife : Ok! What about the rest 29 minutes...?
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Girls kill a life when they cheat boys in love..
But boys give a new life (baby) when they cheat girls.
Moral: Boys have a kind heart...
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Sh: Mummy,that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree..
Sh's Mom: Stupid! He wanted to see your Panty..
Sh: I am Clever Mummy, i didnt wear any of them...!
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Method 2 avoid aids: wear double condom with chilli powder in between.If outer breaks she wil shout.
If inner breaks u wil shout.
Create AIDS awarenes... GN
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This is the month for Breast Cancer Awarness.
On this note:
Lets say to all those girls who misunderstood us:
"We stare because we care..!!.. Boobs day...
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Message: Monkeys and girls are same because they fight only for BANANA. But boys and rats are same, they are always searching for new holes... Sexy dreams..
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A drunken boy on kissing her girl friend.
Boy : Darling..!, Ur lips are bit salty today..
GIRL : Idiot..! U r in between my legs..
Sexy Evening.:-)
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Lady : I want 2 learn tennis.
Coach: Sure! Hold the racket as u hold ur husband's penis.
Lady : Okay !
Coach : Hey No No.,Mam get the racket Out of your mouth..
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Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.
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Lips - Heat of love.
Nipple - Peak of love.
Boobs - Shape of love.
Penis - Length of love.
Pussy - Depth of love.
Ass - Base of love.
Fuck - Experience of love.
Suck - Taste of love.
Condom - Care of love.
Sperm- Cream of love.
Marriage- Mistake of love.
Pregnecy- Proof of love.
Child- Punishment of love!
- William Sexpeare
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Husband entered bedroom naked.
WIFE: Today I have fever.
HUS: I know that. So I coated my PENIS wid Penicillin. Do u want 2 take orally or as injection?..:-)
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Rich man to Poor man:
How come your Penis so big?
Poor man replied:
Because in childhood i had no other toys to play!!!
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Little Boy Praying durin new years eve:
O Lord, in this New Year please send clothes for those poor ladies in my brothers computer..
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70yrs old couple in restaurant
Lady:It's so romantic here
My breasts feel so warm
Man:Yeah
Coz,One is hanging in D coffee & other in D soup
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Girl: Mom I just found tht d boy next door has a penis like a peanut
Mom- it means small, how dare u see that and telling me?
Girl- no its salty mom .??!
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Boy:I liked ur KISS last nite, Especially wen u passed dat chewing gum in2 my mouth Wt a taste!
Girl: Darling,dat was ur condom.
Boy: what ?!!?
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A policemen arrested a prostitute..
Girl : I"m a saleswoman not prostitute. Police : wat r u selling. Girl : I"m selling condoms & offering a FREE DEMO!
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WORLD's WORST QUOTE WRITTEN ON A GIRL's T-SHIRT : "shame on you all boys, i am beautiful and still VIRGIN "
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QUOTE ON a GIRL's TSHIRT:
FRONT : shame on you all boys, i am beautiful and still VIRGIN
BACK : Seriously, What you read infront is past.
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Stages of sex life-
Jus married: Hv sex al ovr d house
Few yrs latr: Hv sex only in d bedroom
Aftr MANY yrs: Jst cross each othr in d hall & say
"FUCK YOU"
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What is the similarity between the SKY and a SKIRT..?? .. The SKY covers the WHOLE GENERATION.....!
The SKIRT covers the GENERATION'S HOLE:-) sexy nit:-)
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Girl asks "What does a COW have FOUR of that
I have only 2 of? Me (after a moment) "LEGS."
Girl: What is in your PANTS that you have but I don't have? Me: POCKETS.
Girl: What starts with C & ends with T is Hairy, Oval, Delicious &Contains thin Whitish Liquid? Me: COCONUT
Girl: What does a Man do Standing up, a Woman does
Sitting down & a Dog does on Three Legs? Me:
SHAKE HAND Moral: Be INNOCENT like me.
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage as they are affirmative to the fact that "for 200 grams of sausage it?s not worth buying the entire pig! "
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GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSY :You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )
GIRL: ......Yes!
PSY:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top. PSY:You mean like this ??(Thepsychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top )
GIRL: Yes!
PSY:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PSY:You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes )
GIRL: Yes!
PSY:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But,he had sex with me! PSY:You mean like this? (The psychiatrist had sex with the girl )
GIRL: .Yes!
PSY:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.
PSY: BASTARD!!!
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Most difficult golf course in world is
'women'
any style u play
as many shots u try
&
as much perfection u hv
u can nvr get ur balls in!!
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Boy:mom,why am i black & u r white?
Mom:listen son, considering all d crazy things i did years ago,
u shud be thankful that u r not barking!!
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Woman sitting on a park bench.
Beggar: Hi darling! Lets have some fun
She angrily: How dare you?
Beggar: Then What the fuck are doing on my BED? ;-)
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Customer: my wife needs a bra but i don know the size.
Salesgirl: touch my breast and try to calculate.
Customer:Oh i forgot,she needs panties too...
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----- Nurse : Sir, Nan innaikku 5.10'kku polamnu irukken.
Docter : Nee
nallathanemma
irukre... 500,
1000 kke polame...!
Nurse : Docterrrrr....
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------ Gandhi had sex with Nayanthara using condoms but Nayanthara get pregnant,she said 2 Gandhi,"U Rascal How Many Times I Told U Dont Use Kadar Condoms"...
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------ SHAKILA's poem:
my breasts are like paper.people who crushed it are more than the people who tried some writing on it.
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